@luiggih, that's not a problem. here you can read it in english.

1. I can easily remember 30 pages of text, but not a collection of more than 8 verbs.
2. When I was about 10 years old, I said to my mother: "I try so hard, but I just can't become the way you want me to be."
3. I once managed to escape from the police. (lucky me!)
4. I like round numbers and odd numbers I don't like.
5. I can read the old German manuscripts "Sütterlin" and "Kurrent".
6. Failure is always an abomination to me, but winning is not so important.
7. In a dream, I saw how I was going to die.
8. My day has as many hours as I can consciously perceive.
9. When I've fucked up, I'm standing for it.
10. I love my son! He has the greatest influence on me.
11. I don't have to be right, I'm just going for it.
12. But if someone yells at me, I don't have to yell back.
13. Sometimes I am irascible and angry when I feel injustice.
14. When I was narcotized before surgery, the last thing I saw was the doctor using his scalpel to cut my stomach open. Since then I feel uncomfortable in the hands of the demigods in white.
15. As a man, I prefer to have a strong, self-confident woman at my side.
16. When I was 8 years old, someone tried to strangle me.
17. I've never seriously injured myself in over 40 years.
18. Humanity, art, history, and science are my main interests.
19. People are usually ambivalent and yet understandable.
20. Sometimes it's hard for me to accept that I am a human being.

thanks a lot @erh.germany for the translation.