So I'm looking through these comments, and I'm a little freaked out because I'm the only one sitting here like: Yeah, that's totally my philosophy. Bullshit all the way. For instance:

I did it that way on purpose for I am an artiste and I live by my own rules!

Yep, I think that all the time when I catch grammar mistakes in my own writing. Lol.

If life is only how you perceive it, and your perception could be considered bullshit by someone else, then everyone's perception is bullshit, which means...life is bullshit. I had no idea bullshit was so deep. Well, I knew I was full of shit, but I didn't know life was.

What does it all mean? The drunk teacher and I, unexpectedly, could have an excellent bullshit conversation. He can keep his jar though, he's only getting metaphorical shit from me.