Before I'd finished the first sentence I was trying to figure out if you were drunk or writing on phone xD

There are people who find phones better for writing on (bad backs or hips where sitting for the amount of time usually required to knock out a decent post might be too much even if you're able to do it in stints, and either don't have a laptop or that creates a different set of problems with setting up some kind of ergonomic environment that doesn't involve different kinds of back/hip problems). And some who only have a phone and that's better than nothing.

_{I also hate doing long form stuff on phones, I barely handle writing comments never mind posts}

FOMO is still something that confuses me.