RE: Komodo

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dswigle in #life • 5 years ago

Komodo dragons hunt and ambush prey including invertebrates, birds, and mammals. It has been claimed that they have a venomous bite; there are two glands in the lower jaw which secrete several toxic proteins. The biological significance of these proteins is disputed, but the glands have been shown to secrete an anticoagulant. Komodo dragons' group behaviour in hunting is exceptional in the reptile world. The diet of big Komodo dragons mainly consists of Timor deer, though they also eat considerable amounts of carrion.[5] Komodo dragons also occasionally attack humans. source

Did he bite you? Yes??? Because I am sorry to be the one that has to tell you this, but, you are dead. Yes. That poisonous little bite did you in. I am sure El Jeffe will be happy very sad!

OMG!!!! LOL I laughed until I almost did myself in. :)

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5 years ago in #life by dswigle

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meesterboom 5 years ago (edited)

They all bit me! One of them took me down by biting my leg and the others bit me on the neck and arms then they ate me!! It was pure graphic. I woke up and thought, that's it, I'm never going to Komodo ever again!!

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dswigle 5 years ago

I am pretty sure The Good Lady will be pleased to hear she doesn't have to see that move anymore.

Praise God and all that happy hoo-ha.

Hehehehe...

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meesterboom 5 years ago

She will see, when I come home and throw a bloodied Komodo on the kitchen table and tell her it's lizard steaks for the next week she will understand then!!

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