I imagine you heading off to Ibiza,the swagger as you walk down the Aero bridge to the plane, saying Ibiza bitchaz. Of course, once there...well, it's all good. Then the trip back to the UK after a glorious two weeks of fuzzyheadedness and...jury duty bitchaz!
Ok, that last but isn't all that good.
Oh well, being a chump isn't too bad, and it's a bonus to have Mrs. Boom to remind you to post lest you forget completely.