Maybe you should try them. Who knows? You might do even better. It could be the topic of your next post. You're welcome. lol
Actually, you have artwork and you don't need to attribute it because you tell us it's yours, and you write quite a few words, you always have an interesting title, and the bold words might be thought of as headings. Beyond that, in marketing terms, you definitely have a brand.
I've done a few How To Steemit posts. It's usually just clickbait and I turn the whole thing into a trainwreck about four lines in. The humor is easier to pull off when you catch people off guard. Same with the fiction. The story seems more convincing if the reader doesn't realize it's fiction until the end. If someone was teaching me how to do this stuff, they'd tell me to do it the other way around. And that's probably why they write lessons and not humor.
Oh, I think you could do a very good job of making fun of these rules. I'm not suggesting you do something serious. lol