I do respect those little zingers and I'm sure I've voted for a few. Each one is unique, and that's important.

I'm always looking for the big show though. I'm fussy but not really, I just have my taste, like everyone else. It would be nice though to have more votes with power to spread around. Some days I want to sit and curate but I'm all outta juice so I go outside, and sit, bored. At least it's nice outside.

There was a time, back in the day, when I thought about getting all dressed up to look sophisticated, getting in front of a camera, a nice chair, maybe a pipe; then start reading some of the most foul and potentially humorous things I could think of, with a dead serious look on my face.

As for voice. The kids on the ps4 headset used to say I smoke too much. I do have some voice acting skills, but no equipment.