I don't fear other squirrels, but this one is a Squirrelzilla! ;)
A goose bit you? I don't laugh, because a swan bit me in my belly when I was young. It was the first swan I had seen in my life and I wanted to stroke it, but I had not seen the young swans the swan wanted to protect from me and so she bit me ;) lol Since then I do have a lot of respect for them.
To give a !DERANGED and a !BEER is an easy and simple way for me to say thank you for being nice, and giving an additional !MARLIANS or !COFFEEA means I thank you even more 😉