All you need is balls, lots of steaming fat balls. Once you've got balls you dont need anything else.

Said like a true baller! And yes, 110% agreed! - unless ofcourse they are chocolate salty balls, in which case I think I may feel differently... cue track...hahahahaha!!!

and as for the "pro" angle... or should I say "decimal" - well - you would think this sneaky tactic would be more obvious to the general layman considering pretty much everything on a supermarket shelf is 9.99 or 13.99 or something 99 and look how fast that useless and meaningless crap sells HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!.... you are so gifted me trade mast-er AAARGH!!!

!giphy pirate+argh