IT's BACK; Crazy Comment Contest![Steem-Bounty Added]

in #steem5 years ago

Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing !

Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.

Rules

Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the better. This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.

I have added a small 2.5 @steem-bounty to the topic. Three of the craziest comments placed in the comment section will get an upvote from me which will award the lions share of the bounty to those I upvoted. Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated as it helps get more participants thus allowing me to increase the Bounty the next time we run this. I will also hand out random Splinterland cards to two random participants. The #CC tag will be used on this topic so everyone who comments should get sent a cc (comment coin) to their Steem-Engine account.

What is @steem-bounty

  • @steem-bounty is a reward placed on a topic that is distributed to the participants in the topic. 98% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. 2% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments. This initiative was started by @knircky

What is Splinterlands?

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Someone told me today that the government has our best interests in mind with the laws and taxes they pass. Now that is some batshit craziness!

Yes and I hope the government raise taxes higher so they can better take care of our interest.

/EndSarcasm.

Justin Sun will buy Steemit in 2020 and the price of Steem will go to the moon.

I feel as if I heard this one before :P

Not if Justin Moon gets there first! I just saw him last night.

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It is 2am where I am and I am playing splinterlands...

That's not crazy at all, thats just plain normal :)

I got you beat!! Its 3 AM where I’m at playing Splinterlands lmao!!

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The moon doesn’t exist.

Agreed it's likely a lump of cheese or a hologram of some sort.

I just saw it last night! It lit our path as we bucketed our chickens to their new coop.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. And if that is not enough, then go for a rubber baby buggy bumper. I hear they are all the rage lately. Or, go the antidisestablishmentantarianism route.

Ich weiß nur, dass Alle keine Chance mehr haben, da es ja bereits vorbei ist.
Natürlich sollten wir dabei berücksichtigen, dass gemessen an der vorhandenen Zeit die bereits verbrauchte Luft nicht ausreicht um genügend Wasser heiß zu machen, da es erst noch geangelt werden muss.
Da aber beim Firefighter parken im Keller die eingemachte Marmelade leider zu Bruch ging, wird es nichts mehr mit dem Wechsel von links nach rechts.
Wer will kann gerne von oben nach unten tauschen, damit das Bett noch einigermaßen leicht zu bewegen ist.
Passt aber auf, dass ihr nicht eingeliefert werdet, da diese Jacken mit den komischen Ärmeln sehr unbequem sind.
Die mit wo man hinten die Bändel zumacht!

Ja, aber bald wird das Wasser hoch und die Erde runter sein. Zu dieser Zeit wird der Rest von uns überall herumstehen.

Je höher das Wasser, desto Platsch.
Solange wir rumstehen wird es nichts mit dem Einschlafen, also ruhig weiteratmen.
#CC

Die Nacht kommt nur, weil der Tag vorbei ist, also warte und es wird wieder Tag.

Liegt aber nur daran, dass man das Licht ausmachen muss.
Ansonsten ist es schon ganz schön heiß,wenn man den Roller aus dem Bett holt, oder?

Circumlocution is the art of explicating around such phrases as are unknown, and is of special assistance in parlaying skills in foreign tongues toward successful negotiations.

Exactlly I been saying that for years.

You have received a 0.66% upvote based on your stake of 733.55306077 UFM! Votes today: 2

YAY!!!!!!!!

!gif celebration crazy party

!gif WTF

Pretty... pretty... pretty... pretty good!!

!gif good

!gif curb your enthusiasm

The splinterlands market cap will hit 10 million this year.

Do you mean at LEAST 10 Million ....

!giphy rocket to moon




giphy is supported by witness untersatz!

Trump will win in a landslide in 2020 over Handsy Joe. 👍

!trdo

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when you have nothing to post you can post many thing
don't worry about reward. it will be send in your wallet directly...

Nothing is what nothing does.

Even just to write or say?lol

I am from the generation of those who switched channels on the TV with pliers and not with the remote control. So don't make me angry.

$trdo

!gif angry

Nicole Kidman has unusual curved fingers. (alien)

She did star in a movie called invasion ....

Could it be she's tossing hints our way?

Possibly. She has a lot of weirdness in her family and friends :)

I love this post!👍👍

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!gif thank you
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Can anyone climb a tree, moving backwards?

No because if the tree is running away via moving backwards how are we suppose to catch up to it?

!BEER
for you

Giraffes have pretty sexy legs

!gif legs

!gif wow

!gif ohyesidid

I had no idea about the gif bit. How cool!

The gif bot is very cool indeed.

There's one for Splinterlands as well.

!monsters

summoner-zintar-mortalis


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Ma!! They're Posting Weird Shit Again!

!gif weird

Come on mehn.
I saw a chick chewing biscuit last night with an eyephone torch and coughing after each bite.
Am getting crazier than you.
My eyes are not receiving me

The coming elected USA president will be decided after Bronze league Splinterlands tournament.
Surprisingly everyone will agree :)

aaaaaaah.......

granola!

with almonds and apple chips

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Is the lion's share of the bounty the mane prize?

The main prize is Fun.

mane = lion's mane
never mind, was lame

I wasn't sure if the spelling was a clever comment or a spelling error.
With the word lion in the comment I should have known.

I appreciate such subtleties :)

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!trendotoken

Feel free to remind us in the next Nonsense post about these - found it by accident. Glad to see the infection spreading.

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Will do .....

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