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abitcoinskeptic in OCD • 5 years ago

The secret is super long comments. Quote them, with "" instead of >,
express your opinion in the most longwinded ways possible. Beat all the way around the bush multiple times. Shun TL;DR as if it is the enemy. If you have no clue what you are writing about just keep on writing. Never let someone else get the last word in, keep replying even if it is as banal as something like 'no sir, you are welcome'. Also, comment on every post you see, don't know the person, don't have an opinion, well ask a question.

I know this is off-topic, but do you prefer mayonnaise or ketchup on your salad?
I'm not saying everyone or anyone in the top10 for that matter comments like this, however, it is just my suggestion if your goal is on the top.
Just make sure your comments are interesting to read.

5 years ago in OCD by abitcoinskeptic

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bashadow 5 years ago

Is mayonnaise or ketchup the only choice? What kind of Salad would that be? Is it a Greek salad, a Caesar salad, just a plain ole ordinary green leaf dinner salad? Does it have eggs in the salad? Is it an egg salad? maybe a potato salad? I just hope it it is not that green bean thing they call a salad, if it is that then I think there is not enough ketchup or mayonnaise in the world to make that green bean salad taste better. I myself would have to pass on the salad topping since I no longer really enjoy the taste of ketchup, and mayonnaise is just never really been something I enjoy the taste of either.

Sometimes off-topic questions need answers, or clarification of the question. And since I am trying to increase my comment out put, thank you for your !ENGAGE 25 'ing comment, and the opportunity to be a bit long winded on a reply so as to increase my chance of getting back into the teens or the single digits in the CEL,

But to be honest, I kind of like the drifting up and down on the ladder 3rd place to 96th place a couple times at both of those numbers, still need to break that 1st and 2nd place, and then try to figure out how to get 97,98, and 99 spots covered. But those will be other days and other weeks, plenty of time to make all the numbers, maybe.

I hope this meets the expectation of a long and windy reply, now don't forget to get that last word in edge wise, I'd promise not to respond, but what fun would that be. Got to keep appearances up, yes sir, no sir, three buckets full.

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galenkp 5 years ago

Ketchup.

!ENGAGE 20

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abitcoinskeptic 5 years ago

Playing hardball I see. Ketchup is a great choice.

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galenkp 5 years ago

The perfect condiment for all occasions.

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abitcoinskeptic 5 years ago

Condiment? My wife bought an 8 pack of 473mL bottles from Costco last week. I think she just drinks it straight from the bottle when I'm not around.

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galenkp 5 years ago

Haha, I add it to a lot of things. Can't go past the good old fave...Squeeze it on toast then grill cheese on top! Yum.

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abh12345 5 years ago

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Ketchup :)

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galenkp 5 years ago

I love me a bit of HP dude.

Been getting into Nando's peri peri sauce a lot lately though.

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misterengagement 5 years ago

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abitcoinskeptic 5 years ago

There is a trend in the country I am that includes making a salad out of nothing more than shredded raw cabbage with a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup. I call it a mayonnaise and ketchup cabbage salad. I believe it is not applicable to those on vegan or paleodiets, but what do I know? In any case, adding eggs to the salad seems great, however, you could always go with mayonnaise if you really want eggs in your salad because mayonnaise is made with eggs. I do like mayonnaise in my potato salad and I have never been a large fan of eating lettuce. I just do not find the taste to my liking.
I am very delighted to hear that I have helped you in your quest to increase the lengths of your comments. I hope your engagement improves and you increase your rank until you get to number one. This is because you cannot increase your rank above number one.
I do think it is much more challenging to choose a specific rank below number one and obtain it. For example, if you really want to get to number one, you can study the list for the last few weeks and just do more of everything in every category. However, to get to any other number would require a lot more finesse and luck.
I did enjoy your long response. I hope you give many more people long-winded responses. One thing I have noticed is that if you write really long posts or really long comments on your own posts, many people will skip through it. However, if you write really long comments on the posts of others (especially people who want your thoughts and supports), they will read it. It is like having a captive audience. I could recommend some individuals to engage with who like writing long-winded comments. However, I would not want to spoil your fun of researching who does this on your own.

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bashadow 5 years ago

Ah, one last word-in....Fruit Salad, I forgot to mention Fruit Salad. Totally off-topic from the post, but still it was engaging.

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abitcoinskeptic 5 years ago

Fruit salad, indeed...Well said!
I will allow you the last word before Asher decides to exclude comments in his post on the league from the league scoring table.

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abh12345 5 years ago

heh :)

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brittandjosie 5 years ago (edited)

Ohhhhhh @abitcoinsceptic dear friend go in the naughty corner , this lady has been in the top 10 for soooo long and I never comment with mayo or ketchup 😂😂😂😂😂 but I know what you mean

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abitcoinskeptic 5 years ago

Sometimes I find comments better than posts. There are a few weekly threads and people I follow just for the comments.
Actually here is a good one too.

If you want to engage more, one of the best ways is to comment on posts from people near the top of this list. Most of them aren't afraid to chat =)

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brittandjosie 5 years ago

I have known these chatterboxes for a while and I totally agree but I like all the aspects here Discord, making blogs there is to much to do , HahahahH
And indeed we had some interesting comment strings here. @abh12345 bring back the comment king janton hahhah

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acidyo 5 years ago

Shun TL;DR as if it is the enemy.

lmao!

oh wait

"Shun TL;DR as if it is the enemy."

laughing my ass off!

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acidyo 5 years ago

!ENGAGE 20

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