Is mayonnaise or ketchup the only choice? What kind of Salad would that be? Is it a Greek salad, a Caesar salad, just a plain ole ordinary green leaf dinner salad? Does it have eggs in the salad? Is it an egg salad? maybe a potato salad? I just hope it it is not that green bean thing they call a salad, if it is that then I think there is not enough ketchup or mayonnaise in the world to make that green bean salad taste better. I myself would have to pass on the salad topping since I no longer really enjoy the taste of ketchup, and mayonnaise is just never really been something I enjoy the taste of either.
Sometimes off-topic questions need answers, or clarification of the question. And since I am trying to increase my comment out put, thank you for your !ENGAGE 25 'ing comment, and the opportunity to be a bit long winded on a reply so as to increase my chance of getting back into the teens or the single digits in the CEL,
But to be honest, I kind of like the drifting up and down on the ladder 3rd place to 96th place a couple times at both of those numbers, still need to break that 1st and 2nd place, and then try to figure out how to get 97,98, and 99 spots covered. But those will be other days and other weeks, plenty of time to make all the numbers, maybe.
I hope this meets the expectation of a long and windy reply, now don't forget to get that last word in edge wise, I'd promise not to respond, but what fun would that be. Got to keep appearances up, yes sir, no sir, three buckets full.