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RE: People of the UK rejoice. It's time for MY version of a proper socialist utopia...

in #funny6 years ago

Straight!

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The word "straight" is going to be added to the list of banned words and phrases. It implies that somehow non-binary people are somehow less than worms, and was the primary cause of World War 2. Don't you know anything about history?

I will be soon putting out a diktat on words which will be removed from common parlance. The simplification of language is necessary to ensure that people with learning difficulties do not feel offended. The new Collectivist-English dictionary in fact will only be 8 pages long.

There's a movie which introduced that mandatory simplified language concept. You'd love it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435651/

It seems to feature an oppressed woman behind a White Male. I don't think I would like this very much. Also, it suggests she is a "GIVER" which suggests he is a "TAKER" and this is very much in line with the sort of prejudice we are fighting. Let's send him to a camp anyway.

He's the giver tho!