I have been guilty with me ex of having a few affairs and I must say it was much easier when socials weren't such a massive thing. Must take a fair bit of planning these days, lol

But aye, that's another classic. Life but not in love. Bastard's. Just say it, someone is scuttling the beef galleon and it's not you

It's like a plaster, stings something rotten then is ok. Or maybe not!