Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pleased to see you found the laptop again. Glad you enjoyed your holiday and I think next time you should try having a few more alcoholic drinks, just so when you leave you don't return with that annoying lingering feeling you didn't drink enough.

Jury duty eh? So far I have managed to avoid it, I hope my law degree exempts me from doing it if ever I'm called, not sure it does though. Surely you could put that creative mind of yours to work and rustle up a story about your deliberations? It would be great to read about that one for sure.

As for that dirty scoundrel who tried to convince you that he was the man for you, good work on defeating him. I do wonder though, how many other unfortunate people have been lured into believing they have grass coming out of their asses. Sadly there will be some.

By the way I'm intrigued, your good lady is learning Spanish and seems like she has a good grasp of the language, what is she learning for? Is it purely to understand the locals better when on holiday or something else?

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