What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. Credit: reddit @vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tokutaro22
I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday. That's six years in a row now. Credit: reddit @tokutaro22, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net