That title is one way to get attention, I'm noticing. I think I could have wrote anything there though, which is what I always do, because I think it's hilarious to be like that, and nobody else does it.

Either I'm getting older, or the ground is getting harder. Or maybe they just don't make footwear like they used to. Or maybe gravity has more, pull stuff. Or maybe the air is thinner. Or maybe I just don't know how to land those kind of jumps. Or maybe I just need to be more careful because I have more lives than a cat and I'm really pushing my luck. I could tell stories for days and they'd be all about the times I've almost died, all alone.